Thursday, April 17, 2008

First thing that comes to peoples' minds after they shit their pants...

The average individual: "Oh shit!"

The fisherman: "Oh shit!"

The professor: "Oh shit!"

The gritball: "Oh shit, I better do something about that soon."

Me: "Shit, shit, shit... Wait whose pants are these?"

The old gentleman at the nursing home: "Great... I'll finally get some human interaction."

The pants: "Yo asshole. Go sit on a toilet. That's the third time you've shit on me this week."

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