remix

For the ages

There's definitely not nothing I would rather do than say here now another word to you. But should you err before I wake, I pray our food the sky shall take. For should we slake our thirst today, this time o should we should we pay the remittance of our soul's delight; I wish I would, I should and might be of that breed who sees the past as nothing not more than that that's passed and wind of fire, waves of heat will meet again to char my meat.

By MK

America'S got Talent

MEATY Reception... Guarntees a strong signal Whenever Nature Calls....

     

For he's a jolly good fellow

Hakken

LA: The home of the twenty seven mile walk of shame...

Hollywood

Get one...

old games...

http://www.retrosabotage.com/

Speak and spell

http://www.speaknspell.co.uk/speaknspell.html

Ask yourself, would you?

Rent this, or don't...

Hollywood!

Mayor McCheese

Crystal castles

Crystal Castles - "Courtship Dating"

Garden State

Shining

Push it real good.

Cheeseburger Dog

Pixel Pages. Check this out and play with it for awhile.

http://interact10ways.com/usa/information_interactive.htm

Save My Soul

zoot woman

Zoot Woman - Taken it All (Le Knight Club Remix)

Just Chillin'

Holy Shit!

easy going hip hop

Estelle: Come Over

New my morning jacket

"Touch Me I'm Going To Scream Pt. 2"

Discorap

Bunny Wailer - Back To School (320)

Is it rude for deaf people to talk with food in their hands?

Presets

the presets-this boys in love(lifelike remix)

14 M.P.H. Cooler

Now try level 2. Samorost!

http://amanita-design.net/samorost-2/

Taco Delivery

Samorost. The best point and click game on the internet. Click on the text link below the picture.

http://amanita-design.net/samorost-1/

Garfield

Future

	Cut Copy - Future
	Found at bee mp3 search engine

Fierce beat

Hercules And Love Affair - Blind

He gonna kick my ask?

Charlie bit me.

Balls out jeans...

He's got a pocket full of horses, fucks the shit out of bears...

Zubaz! Unleash the Dolphin inside the Zebra...

Cool Beans?

Hey, aren't you Buzz Lightyear?

Give em the stick, don't give em the stick!

Mimimimimi.

Look at all your different colored hats...

Who wants a body massage?

Pork Chop Sandwiches!

GI Joe Reggae

1 monkey 1 mouth

1 monkey 1 mouth

Bam!

Disco dancing

The Flirts - Passion

Tom Vek

Arriba Arriba!

Jose Gonzalez - Killing For Love (Beatfanatic Remix)

Santogold ft Spank Rock

Santogold - Shove It (Switch remix)

Team Tiger Awesome

Banging house beat

Wiley: Wearing My Rolex

Tomorrows Transportation

The Uno

Everybody loves the sunshine_old hip hop

Brand Nubian: Wake Up (Reprise In The Sunshine) (1990)

Banksy

7 Yr old Joyride grandma SUV

SUV Joyride
Uploaded by dollarsandsense123

Air Monkey

Italio trance

Lady Operator- Mirage

http://www.mediafire.com/?92irtjdjgzm

Bob Marley

Mr Beedle reunites Damian and Bob Marley and make them runaway from a bunch a aliens with lazer guns.

Ashley Beedle - Stand Up Jamrock (VBR)

PS weekend

PS

Quick thoughts

music, art, consciousness, grime, crunk, manicures, vh1, macs, tight jeans
parties, good books, newportbeach bitches who know how to live
hemmingway southerngothic seltzer boots sand bunnyfur running leather
workout tapes gold bumping bass nikes febreeze creamcicles featherbed
air horses clubbing congolese dance peace

Harmony Korine's new film

Subway Sea Monster

Push It

Crosby, Stills & Nash_Disco

Crosby, Stills & Nash - “Dark Star (Heavy Disco Crew Edit)” (128)

Spacer Woman

Zdarlight REMIX

Digitalism- Zdarlight(remix axwell bootleg)

Aerobicise

Took me a bit longer to appreciate

English Scheme - The Fall

Georgia born soul singer

Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings: "I'm Not Gonna Cry"

libido driven liveliness

Escort: "All Through the Night"

Just Two Guys

Spanish pop and classic hip hop beats

My Little Donkey (Mi Burrito)

1977

District of Columbia - Hail to the Teeth

Tuna melt

Ingredients

• 8 oz Italian tuna packed in olive oil, drained, with 1 tbsp oil reserved
• Charred-rosemary mayonnaise (see below)
• 1/8 cup celery hearts, finely chopped
• 1/2 tsp celery seed
• Coarse salt and ground black pepper
• 4 slices multigrain bread
• 4 slices (about 4 oz) Gruyère cheese
• Unsalted butter

Method

Gently flake tuna and place in stainless-steel bowl. Fold in desired amount of mayo, chopped celery, and celery seed, adding salt and pepper to taste. Lay bread on work surface. Spread tuna on two slices and layer with Gruyère. Top with remaining bread slices and press lightly with the palm of your hand to bring tuna just to the edges of each sandwich. Melt a small amount of butter in a skillet over low heat and toast sandwiches until cheese melts and bread is golden brown, about 2 minutes on each side. Transfer to cutting board and cut in half on diagonal. Serve immediately.

Charred-Rosemary Mayonnaise

• 2 stalks fresh rosemary
• 4 cups water
• 1 tsp white vinegar
• 1 large egg, cracked
• 2 tbsp fresh lemon juice
• 1 tsp Dijon mustard
• 3/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil
• Reserved tuna oil

Lightly char rosemary (hold stems with tongs and rotate through burner flame for about 10 seconds), strip leaves, and finely chop (yields about 1 tbsp). Bring 4 cups water to boil, reduce to simmer, and add vinegar. Ease egg into water, cooking until whites set but yolk is still runny, about 2 minutes. Transfer egg (as dry as possible) to blender (or bowl of food processor) with lemon juice and Dijon mustard. Slowly add oils, processing until thick and creamy. Add rosemary. Makes about 1 cup.

La Pequena Prohiba- AAAAAAHHHHHH

Mookie getting weird at the tail gate

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Paxilback

I used to have a coke problem. Every time I did it I wanted to sing karaoke.

Gold chains and Chest hair

Berns transparent friend

Dr. Steve Brule

A few terms you wish you never knew.

Alabama Hot Pocket- The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.

Rusty Trombone- The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.

Birmingham Booty Call- Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.

Boom Goes The Dynamite!

Panic attack on air...

Email addresses that are easy to remember.

Breakfast@Tiffany's.com

Weekend@Bernies.com

N@KingCole.com

F@Guyinalittlecoat.edu

Meetme@yourplaceataround6pmthursdaynightandwecantalkaboutyourlivingarrangements.org

Happy National High Five Day

For all your high five knowledge, stop by here: http://www.nationalhighfiveday.com/

First thing that comes to peoples' minds after they shit their pants...

The average individual: "Oh shit!"

The fisherman: "Oh shit!"

The professor: "Oh shit!"

The gritball: "Oh shit, I better do something about that soon."

Me: "Shit, shit, shit... Wait whose pants are these?"

The old gentleman at the nursing home: "Great... I'll finally get some human interaction."

The pants: "Yo asshole. Go sit on a toilet. That's the third time you've shit on me this week."

Prof Klickberg-Tres Tard

I've done it--I left the house, after a long lunch, with my computer laptop briefcase in order to appear to my stepmom (and my dad when I come back in with it dutifully slung across my chest and right shoulder) that I actually have something of consequence to do. No, I've nothing to do except for waiting in my parked car at the Dana Point Harbor, writing this, "preparing" to listen to the rest of Disc Two of that Truman Capote-sounding faggot Dave Sedaris reading his stories, and possibly reading the Van Gogh Letters Vol. Three, all the time waiting for a phone call from the SC TIMES and from Jesse who needs me to do some stuff for our fledgling clothing line. Oy. I wonder if this is how Daniel Johnston ever felt. Although, he had a job at McDonald's, didn't he? That possibly kept his busy.

I am going to regret these days when I'm an old man. These days of no consequence, of no progress, or of no production. Day in and day out, I accomplish nothing, I see no one but the black-haired, doe-eyed barista at Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf round 4pm. I drive, I read, I watch a movie during my makeshift lunch. I wake up late, I take my time. This grows weary. I grow enervated with the Nothing of these tired, stilted days. Stale, stultified, and sickly. O, what am I doing with myself? This waiting for what? If only I had a friend, a confidant with whom to spend my endless hours... If only...

[I want this to go FASTER. This is not going fast enough. I want everyone to know who I am already; I want there to be NO QUESTION.]

Treehugger

The Aptera: 1 Gallon of Gas, 100 Miles